In this supersonic accelerating world where no one have even a iota of a micro second, there are people where they have the astronomical gargantuan 24 hours of FREE TIME like me.
This article is specially meant for people who have their entire working time in office FREE-i mean freshers like me, who on the first hand are not given any work because no one trusts inexperienced hands at work. On the second hand these inexperienced people in office (especially me) have the least interest to work. Their only interest, their HOBBY, their favorite pastime is only and only -TO KILL TIME.
They will have a thousand excuses for not doing their allotted or prescribed part of work.
Following are some of the "Valuable time killings" these people (read me) do to utilize their valuable time:
1.Switch on the system the moment they reach their work place-they have to check some important e-mails like "Winds Vs Mini-skirts" "5 reasons men sleeps post-sex:myth vs reality"
2.Go through the contents.
3.Scroll each page and minutely check that one of the girls in "Wind Vs Mini-skirts" is showing her assets PUBLICLY and accusing the Wind.
4.Go through the mail again to check if he had missed any girls showing her any body part.
5.The right hand bottom corner of the screen have a Gtalk icon and he punctually talk to his friend who have send the mail discussing the assets or why they are so unworthy as not to have these girls as their girlfriends.
6. After reading the mail they send the mail to 10 or more persons (including the one who have send them this mail)
7.Checking with their friends by calling (from the landline phone provided by the company) whether they have received the mail.
8.Again discussing with these friends about the mail. (Whether they like the blond russian who is showing her G-string)
9.Patting oneself on one's back if he had missed the above one.
10.Repeating the same with other of his friends.
11. Checking the mail again (even a CEO of any company doesn't receive such number of mails).
12. Clicking on the inbox to re-check if he has any new mail.
13. Subscribing to some newsletters to check more mails.
14.Now he is over with the "valuable" (Garbage In Garbage Out) mailing system.
15.Now he still have 6 hours to go to do with his 8 hours of office hours.
16.Now he start doing some imaginative creative things to kill time.
17. He right clicks the mouse.
18.Click on the "refresh" link.
19.The page got refreshed.
20.Step number 18 repeated.( he could had done this easily by just pressing the F5 but he have more time to kill)
21. He left-clicks his mouse on "Recycle Bin" and check whether there are any items which had not been deleted.
22.He select those items and restores them.
23. He goes back to those items and select them.
24. He delete the items selected.
25. He moves back to "Recycle Bin" and deletes the items permanently.
26.He still have 20 minutes for lunch.
27. He goes to toilet and drain his pipe.
28.He shake "it" to remove the last micro drops of urine from his urethra.
29.He zip his trousers.
30.He unzips his trousers.
31.He zips again.
32.He washes his hand.
33.He took some tissue paper to wipe his hands.
34.he again washes hi hands and this time his face too.
35Wipes his hand and face.
36.Try to throw the tissue papers from a distance aiming at dustbin.
37.Failed.
38.Go near dustbin and pick up the tissue papers.
39.Go back to the same place.
40.Again aims at the dustbin.
41.He is very bad at aiming things but never lose heart.
42.He again fails.
43.He again moves near dustbin and this time he pick up the tissues and throw them into dustbin.
44.He thinks"Next time I am going to aim with concentration".
45.He move back to his PC and again repeat Step11,12,17,18 and step 19.
46.Now is the time to have lunch.
I will post the second half of the article in the next post.
IT'S TIME FOR CHECKING THE MAILS!!
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Monday, December 8, 2008
Alcohol is better (than Milk!!)
If you don't drink alcohol, chances are that you will read this entire post to remove your curiosity. And, if the answer is in the positive, chances are again pretty high because you want to let other people know about it. (Don't try to let your parents read this article.......they will still bang your ass.no matter what-so-ever even a MIT graduate with thesis on "Benefits of alcohol on health and SOCIETY" try to convince one or both of your parent....)...
Yes, you can let your friends share this.......(Or your stupid, non-alcoholic, presumed vegetarian and holy....a fanatic follower,,,Ur girlfriend.....who will certainly have lots of insects down her food-pipe via chocolates.....it is scientifically proven that there are insects in chocolates.........but she will deny having alcohol........for her high-held religion which she had already maligned it by having those insects.........which is actually a store-house of nitrogen for our body...):
Even in Bhagvad Gita-the hypothetical religion book of Hinduism-the religion where cows are thought of so sacred by the people that you can find more Hindus eating this DEITY than any other religion. (I will discuss this religion crap the next time....CRAP because the digested cows by the Hindu's come out as CRAP the next morning....only in the case when the hypocrites are not suffering from constipation)
Hindus apart let me discuss the topic. Medical research and individual research (by me and my fellow friends who have been researching on this ....since our college days.....even now we always try to different experiments....sometimes cocktails of Tequila and whisky.....whisky with beer,,,,,whisky and vodka..........rum with soda and whisky....there are a lot more....)
Different research have come up with different results but with the same meaning....drink and stay healthy.
It has been scientifically proved that moderate level of alcohol everyday help in having a healthy lifestyle. It keep the heart attacks at bay (If a drunk guy had heart attack it was not due to alcohol but he caught his wife or finance or girlfriend performing different jobs for his friend or colleague). Also other disease like coronary attack are far if alcohol is taken in moderate amounts everyday. It also help in digestion (try taking 2-3 pegs with your dinner...take more if you are having a large appetite)
The most important health benefit is that alcohol slow your response time (try to perform a holy act of masturbation after you are drunk) so, it have good benefits:
One can satisfy his girl for a longer time-as i said the response time is greatly reduced so it still take some time to feel your penis or unless you are so drunk that you feel you have a pussy....and waiting for her to do...what you ought to do....this is an extreme case of alcoholism...ONLY in this case the results are against you...badly against you
As i said moderate level of alcohol will urge you to go for a longer period of foreplay...some people end up only in foreplay...and again the result are catastrophic (When you end up in this...be assured that the alcohol level was not in "moderate" level..this is a good method to test your alcohol level...)
Coming to the milk (I am referring here to plain cow/Buffalo milk..no pun intended). The only thing it have is calcium to have strong bone, strong teeth (If you are already adult I didn't think you need calcium from any special supplements like milk) Also there is no BONE down there in males....and it does not take bones to enter her...no calcium..just a muscle gorged with blood......plentiful of blood.
Another benefit of alcohol-no need to go for pills prescribed by your "secret" doctor for penile dysfunction or erectile dysfunction only if you had enough alcohol when you were young.
no one needs a special camera to look at the world moving at snail's speed. Jut plain alcohol will perform this wonderful task.
In summary the benefits of (moderate) alcohol are:
Slow response time (for longer period of steamy sex...)
Longer Foreplay
Healthy life
No coronary disease
No heart diseases
Stumble upon strangers and if fortunate getting laid with them
As for the milk it is only better if the origin is better than a filthy cow...it is better only if you get to drink it right from the point of origin..the origin should be from human female.
Yes, you can let your friends share this.......(Or your stupid, non-alcoholic, presumed vegetarian and holy....a fanatic follower,,,Ur girlfriend.....who will certainly have lots of insects down her food-pipe via chocolates.....it is scientifically proven that there are insects in chocolates.........but she will deny having alcohol........for her high-held religion which she had already maligned it by having those insects.........which is actually a store-house of nitrogen for our body...):
Even in Bhagvad Gita-the hypothetical religion book of Hinduism-the religion where cows are thought of so sacred by the people that you can find more Hindus eating this DEITY than any other religion. (I will discuss this religion crap the next time....CRAP because the digested cows by the Hindu's come out as CRAP the next morning....only in the case when the hypocrites are not suffering from constipation)
Hindus apart let me discuss the topic. Medical research and individual research (by me and my fellow friends who have been researching on this ....since our college days.....even now we always try to different experiments....sometimes cocktails of Tequila and whisky.....whisky with beer,,,,,whisky and vodka..........rum with soda and whisky....there are a lot more....)
Different research have come up with different results but with the same meaning....drink and stay healthy.
It has been scientifically proved that moderate level of alcohol everyday help in having a healthy lifestyle. It keep the heart attacks at bay (If a drunk guy had heart attack it was not due to alcohol but he caught his wife or finance or girlfriend performing different jobs for his friend or colleague). Also other disease like coronary attack are far if alcohol is taken in moderate amounts everyday. It also help in digestion (try taking 2-3 pegs with your dinner...take more if you are having a large appetite)
The most important health benefit is that alcohol slow your response time (try to perform a holy act of masturbation after you are drunk) so, it have good benefits:
One can satisfy his girl for a longer time-as i said the response time is greatly reduced so it still take some time to feel your penis or unless you are so drunk that you feel you have a pussy....and waiting for her to do...what you ought to do....this is an extreme case of alcoholism...ONLY in this case the results are against you...badly against you
As i said moderate level of alcohol will urge you to go for a longer period of foreplay...some people end up only in foreplay...and again the result are catastrophic (When you end up in this...be assured that the alcohol level was not in "moderate" level..this is a good method to test your alcohol level...)
Coming to the milk (I am referring here to plain cow/Buffalo milk..no pun intended). The only thing it have is calcium to have strong bone, strong teeth (If you are already adult I didn't think you need calcium from any special supplements like milk) Also there is no BONE down there in males....and it does not take bones to enter her...no calcium..just a muscle gorged with blood......plentiful of blood.
Another benefit of alcohol-no need to go for pills prescribed by your "secret" doctor for penile dysfunction or erectile dysfunction only if you had enough alcohol when you were young.
no one needs a special camera to look at the world moving at snail's speed. Jut plain alcohol will perform this wonderful task.
In summary the benefits of (moderate) alcohol are:
Slow response time (for longer period of steamy sex...)
Longer Foreplay
Healthy life
No coronary disease
No heart diseases
Stumble upon strangers and if fortunate getting laid with them
As for the milk it is only better if the origin is better than a filthy cow...it is better only if you get to drink it right from the point of origin..the origin should be from human female.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Fuck the angels, save the whores!!
The title is a misnomer taken into consideration all Indian girls I have come across. No one I have met was (or will be!!) an angel but they are after all STAPLED girls.
Let me define first of all what are STAPLED girls.
The girls have all the body structure and the general characteristics that one can and always will pinpoint to if one is to differentiate between the sexes-the (chauvinist?) male & of course the self assumed, self pretended, self centered, high opinionated (about her looks) non- existent boobs which are actually just pimples or acnes but which are in the camouflage of the technologically helped and well-thought of clothing mankind have ever come up with-the padded brasserie or the push-up brasserie which push their non-existent pimples to astronomical hypothetical structures which they publicly proclaims as their ASSETS!!.
Just a stapler is used to staple and attach a few office documents ( or our shit college assignments!!) two large holes are created when seen under electron microscope, in the same way god has stapled some of these self-centered, blah-....(read the adjectives above) and two tiny holes are naturally created which are then artificially assumed as boobs -which are actually naturally provided as a gift to the fairer sex....but exceptions are always there. In this case the exceptions are (most) Indian girls.
The point, in a nutshell, is not to prove them unangelic....or unworthy ....(I dont need to prove the point by pressuring you by my few badly scribbled writings but of course warn u,,,,,,,,)
Whores are much better than these self-blah-blah-blah-.........girls, coz they have naturally large (shagging) boobs.......one can even see some of them wearing the manmade invention ....the so-called brassierie on ther belly...........(no no ...my friends dont u confuse this with belly-dancing)....actually being fucked a million-trillion times.....n their pimples or acnes...or artificially made assets are rubeed so many times.....that they sagged to such an extent that they reach their belly.........so now you guys know the repercussions..........yes...the bra now have to worn near the belly to cover their boobs.......
So, the point is better to fuck(read leave) (the assumed angels) rather than using expletives for the wrongly derogatory, self-exiled, serving women of our society-the WHORES.....
SLOGAN IS SELF-EXPLANATORY......
FUCK THE ANGELS, SAVE THE WHORES!!
Let me define first of all what are STAPLED girls.
The girls have all the body structure and the general characteristics that one can and always will pinpoint to if one is to differentiate between the sexes-the (chauvinist?) male & of course the self assumed, self pretended, self centered, high opinionated (about her looks) non- existent boobs which are actually just pimples or acnes but which are in the camouflage of the technologically helped and well-thought of clothing mankind have ever come up with-the padded brasserie or the push-up brasserie which push their non-existent pimples to astronomical hypothetical structures which they publicly proclaims as their ASSETS!!.
Just a stapler is used to staple and attach a few office documents ( or our shit college assignments!!) two large holes are created when seen under electron microscope, in the same way god has stapled some of these self-centered, blah-....(read the adjectives above) and two tiny holes are naturally created which are then artificially assumed as boobs -which are actually naturally provided as a gift to the fairer sex....but exceptions are always there. In this case the exceptions are (most) Indian girls.
The point, in a nutshell, is not to prove them unangelic....or unworthy ....(I dont need to prove the point by pressuring you by my few badly scribbled writings but of course warn u,,,,,,,,)
Whores are much better than these self-blah-blah-blah-.........girls, coz they have naturally large (shagging) boobs.......one can even see some of them wearing the manmade invention ....the so-called brassierie on ther belly...........(no no ...my friends dont u confuse this with belly-dancing)....actually being fucked a million-trillion times.....n their pimples or acnes...or artificially made assets are rubeed so many times.....that they sagged to such an extent that they reach their belly.........so now you guys know the repercussions..........yes...the bra now have to worn near the belly to cover their boobs.......
So, the point is better to fuck(read leave) (the assumed angels) rather than using expletives for the wrongly derogatory, self-exiled, serving women of our society-the WHORES.....
SLOGAN IS SELF-EXPLANATORY......
FUCK THE ANGELS, SAVE THE WHORES!!
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