How to kill TIME

In this supersonic accelerating world where no one have even a iota of a micro second, there are people where they have the astronomical gargantuan 24 hours of FREE TIME like me.
This article is specially meant for people who have their entire working time in office FREE-i mean freshers like me, who on the first hand are not given any work because no one trusts inexperienced hands at work. On the second hand these inexperienced people in office (especially me) have the least interest to work. Their only interest, their HOBBY, their favorite pastime is only and only -TO KILL TIME.
They will have a thousand excuses for not doing their allotted or prescribed part of work.
Following are some of the "Valuable time killings" these people (read me) do to utilize their valuable time:

1.Switch on the system the moment they reach their work place-they have to check some important e-mails like "Winds Vs Mini-skirts" "5 reasons men sleeps post-sex:myth vs reality"

2.Go through the contents.

3.Scroll each page and minutely check that one of the girls in "Wind Vs Mini-skirts" is showing her assets PUBLICLY and accusing the Wind.

4.Go through the mail again to check if he had missed any girls showing her any body part.

5.The right hand bottom corner of the screen have a Gtalk icon and he punctually talk to his friend who have send the mail discussing the assets or why they are so unworthy as not to have these girls as their girlfriends.

6. After reading the mail they send the mail to 10 or more persons (including the one who have send them this mail)

7.Checking with their friends by calling (from the landline phone provided by the company) whether they have received the mail.

8.Again discussing with these friends about the mail. (Whether they like the blond russian who is showing her G-string)

9.Patting oneself on one's back if he had missed the above one.

10.Repeating the same with other of his friends.

11. Checking the mail again (even a CEO of any company doesn't receive such number of mails).

12. Clicking on the inbox to re-check if he has any new mail.

13. Subscribing to some newsletters to check more mails.

14.Now he is over with the "valuable" (Garbage In Garbage Out) mailing system.

15.Now he still have 6 hours to go to do with his 8 hours of office hours.

16.Now he start doing some imaginative creative things to kill time.

17. He right clicks the mouse.

18.Click on the "refresh" link.

19.The page got refreshed.

20.Step number 18 repeated.( he could had done this easily by just pressing the F5 but he have more time to kill)

21. He left-clicks his mouse on "Recycle Bin" and check whether there are any items which had not been deleted.

22.He select those items and restores them.

23. He goes back to those items and select them.

24. He delete the items selected.

25. He moves back to "Recycle Bin" and deletes the items permanently.

26.He still have 20 minutes for lunch.

27. He goes to toilet and drain his pipe.

28.He shake "it" to remove the last micro drops of urine from his urethra.

29.He zip his trousers.

30.He unzips his trousers.

31.He zips again.

32.He washes his hand.

33.He took some tissue paper to wipe his hands.

34.he again washes hi hands and this time his face too.

35Wipes his hand and face.

36.Try to throw the tissue papers from a distance aiming at dustbin.

37.Failed.

38.Go near dustbin and pick up the tissue papers.

39.Go back to the same place.

40.Again aims at the dustbin.

41.He is very bad at aiming things but never lose heart.

42.He again fails.

43.He again moves near dustbin and this time he pick up the tissues and throw them into dustbin.

44.He thinks"Next time I am going to aim with concentration".

45.He move back to his PC and again repeat Step11,12,17,18 and step 19.

46.Now is the time to have lunch.

I will post the second half of the article in the next post.
IT'S TIME FOR CHECKING THE MAILS!!