Alcohol is better (than Milk!!)

If you don't drink alcohol, chances are that you will read this entire post to remove your curiosity. And, if the answer is in the positive, chances are again pretty high because you want to let other people know about it. (Don't try to let your parents read this article.......they will still bang your ass.no matter what-so-ever even a MIT graduate with thesis on "Benefits of alcohol on health and SOCIETY" try to convince one or both of your parent....)...

Yes, you can let your friends share this.......(Or your stupid, non-alcoholic, presumed vegetarian and holy....a fanatic follower,,,Ur girlfriend.....who will certainly have lots of insects down her food-pipe via chocolates.....it is scientifically proven that there are insects in chocolates.........but she will deny having alcohol........for her high-held religion which she had already maligned it by having those insects.........which is actually a store-house of nitrogen for our body...):

Even in Bhagvad Gita-the hypothetical religion book of Hinduism-the religion where cows are thought of so sacred by the people that you can find more Hindus eating this DEITY than any other religion. (I will discuss this religion crap the next time....CRAP because the digested cows by the Hindu's come out as CRAP the next morning....only in the case when the hypocrites are not suffering from constipation)

Hindus apart let me discuss the topic. Medical research and individual research (by me and my fellow friends who have been researching on this ....since our college days.....even now we always try to different experiments....sometimes cocktails of Tequila and whisky.....whisky with beer,,,,,whisky and vodka..........rum with soda and whisky....there are a lot more....)
Different research have come up with different results but with the same meaning....drink and stay healthy.

It has been scientifically proved that moderate level of alcohol everyday help in having a healthy lifestyle. It keep the heart attacks at bay (If a drunk guy had heart attack it was not due to alcohol but he caught his wife or finance or girlfriend performing different jobs for his friend or colleague). Also other disease like coronary attack are far if alcohol is taken in moderate amounts everyday. It also help in digestion (try taking 2-3 pegs with your dinner...take more if you are having a large appetite)

The most important health benefit is that alcohol slow your response time (try to perform a holy act of masturbation after you are drunk) so, it have good benefits:
One can satisfy his girl for a longer time-as i said the response time is greatly reduced so it still take some time to feel your penis or unless you are so drunk that you feel you have a pussy....and waiting for her to do...what you ought to do....this is an extreme case of alcoholism...ONLY in this case the results are against you...badly against you

As i said moderate level of alcohol will urge you to go for a longer period of foreplay...some people end up only in foreplay...and again the result are catastrophic (When you end up in this...be assured that the alcohol level was not in "moderate" level..this is a good method to test your alcohol level...)

Coming to the milk (I am referring here to plain cow/Buffalo milk..no pun intended). The only thing it have is calcium to have strong bone, strong teeth (If you are already adult I didn't think you need calcium from any special supplements like milk) Also there is no BONE down there in males....and it does not take bones to enter her...no calcium..just a muscle gorged with blood......plentiful of blood.

Another benefit of alcohol-no need to go for pills prescribed by your "secret" doctor for penile dysfunction or erectile dysfunction only if you had enough alcohol when you were young.
no one needs a special camera to look at the world moving at snail's speed. Jut plain alcohol will perform this wonderful task.

In summary the benefits of (moderate) alcohol are:
Slow response time (for longer period of steamy sex...)
Longer Foreplay
Healthy life
No coronary disease
No heart diseases
Stumble upon strangers and if fortunate getting laid with them

As for the milk it is only better if the origin is better than a filthy cow...it is better only if you get to drink it right from the point of origin..the origin should be from human female.